Barcelona Men Best in Bed

A study has revealed the worst – and the best – men between the sheets in Europe, and it means many may avoid England.

According to the Daily Mail, Germans are the worst in bed with English men coming close second, so forget bringing a local back to your short term rental London.

Germans were quoted as “unhygienic”, according to the English newspaper, or too smelly in other words.

Meanwhile Brits were branded “too lazy”, making women do all the work.

Turks were ninth worst, behind Scotland, Wales, the United States, Sweden, Holland and Greece, according to the survey of 15,000 women. Perhaps time to rethink that apartment rental Istanbul.

And that visit to Washington, as guys from the United States were considered “too rough” by women in the poll.

Instead book up vacation rental in Barcelona as Spaniards came top for world’s best in bed. Perhaps it is due to the sizzling hot climate or it could be that many of them can be caught on the beaches of Barcelona, for example, swanning around in tight swim-shorts.

All of the top ten tended to come from warmer climates, with the exception of Ireland, which could be down to women’s penchant for the lovable lilting Irish accent, and Canada, putting a new spin on mounting a Mountie.

The survey conducted by One.Poll did not go into detail. All we know is that women love Latin lovers. Of the countries that came top, Spain, Brazil and Italy are known for hot blooded pursuits, such as bull-fighting, carnival-dancing and football.

Well, it could hardly be flamenco, Samba and the Tarantella, although what a way to tread ladies. A mass migration could be planned, so get your dancing shoes on, book a private apartment and come and go as you please. Just make it Spain.